Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our ho...more...


Three old men went to see God.

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession.

"100 years," God said.

The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

 

Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become prosperous?"

"Fifty years," came the reply.

The Russian too started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"

 

Finally the In...more...


Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
 
 
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